What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 00:37

From Russia With Love
-J W Pepper
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Diamonds Are Forever
Octopussy
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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Live and Let Die
-”Ah so!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
You Only Live Twice
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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Goldfinger
A View to a Kill
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Moonraker
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Dr No
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…