What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 29.06.2025 20:22
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
Why did the UK Supreme Court rule that transgender women are not women?
What do you mean son?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
When was the first time you suck on a penis?
Do you know what she said mum?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
What! how could you do that?
How can you know if they are your twin flame and not limerence or obsession?
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
What were your fantasies when you reached puberty?
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
True - how I loved my mum!